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Joke of the Day
"My Jewish friend was having trouble with his homework..... I guess he needed more concentration."
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"I accidentally slept with a prostitute last night... I thought I was more careful and smart than that, I swear! I typically check the tags on their feet first! :("
"Adolf Hitler wasn't so bad... I mean he did kill Hitler."
"How many ants does it take to rent a house? Ten ants. ^lol"
"My friends & I were taking shots every time Trump interrupted Clinton. My BFF Chad is dead :("
"We come into this world with nothing... Then we die and our wife gets everything. ;-.>"
"Why are there no stray dogs in China? Have you heard of stray chickens?"
"Cop: do u have anything illegal in the vehicle Me: *thinks about all the drugs in the car* no Cop: why did you just say asterisk thinks abo"
"I just saw an old guy pick a rubber glove out of a garbage can and put it on, and I think he might be missing the point of rubber gloves."
"What's harder the softer it gets? Typing withw my peniuasd 9damnit!)"