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Joke of the Day
"Whats black and isn't working? Black lives matter."
Next Joke
"I went to a psychic today. Ended up accidentally breaking her crystal ball. It cost me a fortune."
"When coining nicknames, be sure it reflects how that person has impacted your life. For example, my two sons Buzzkill and Third Mortgage."
"What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!"
"I really need to stop making jokes about drugs... They always seem to fall snort."
"Facebook, where people can pretend to be everything they really aren't to the friends they really don't have."
"What's an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, just down under."
"My friend saw Stevie Wonder walking down the street when she went to California! I don't think he saw her though..."
"Are trees really necessary? They seem kind of arbor-trary."
"There is no way alcohol kills more people than it creates"