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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between jam and marmalade??NSFW You can't marmalade your cock up someone's ass"

"Promised myself that today I wouldn't steal anything, kill anyone or use any Meatloaf song lyrics in a sentence & two out of three ain't bad"

"I was about make a Sodium Joke... But Na"

"When asked why he wouldn't upgrade his operating system to Windows 8... Arnold Schwarzenegger replied: 'Windows 8, never! I still love Vista baby'..."

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."

"Do you know what a true competitor is? [NSFW] It's a guy who enters a masturbation contest and comes in first, third and ninth."

"Why did Steph Curry cross the road? Because he wasn't far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot."

"Back in my day when we found a Pokemon we had to beat it to death with a rotary phone"

"An ad company friended me on facebook I guess you could say they wanted to ad me."

"The evil tongues speak ill. The good tongues give orgasms."