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Joke of the Day
"What happens when two bald men put their heads together? They make an ass of themselves"
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"My wife says she hates domestic abuse So I now do my crunches outside the house"
"Why was the strawberry sad? Because her mother was in a jam."
"Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore? Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny."
"""What kind of house does cheese like to live in?"" ""A cottage"""
"Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game? There was a face off at centre ice."
"Q: What does a computer eat when it's hungry? A: Chips -- one byte at a time."
"Told my kids I loved them at carpool and no one responded so I yelled, ""I love you too!"" while hanging out of the sunroof. Me, 1 Kids, 0"
"Jon Snow is an idiot He should've just given their watch back when they asked."
"why were the rappers late for their flight? they forgot tupac"