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Joke of the Day
"What happens when two bald men put their heads together? They make an ass of themselves"
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"[Request] Best One liners I just want to hear some of the best..."
"It's sad that a few fake Nigerian princes have ruined it for all the good Nigerian princes who are just looking to wire 24 million dollars."
"What's brown and sticky? Shit"
"It must have been something to watch MC Escher's kids run down the stairs on Christmas morning for all eternity."
"What's the definition of ""Tender Love?"" Two gays with hemorrhoids. "
"While it paints me to say this... I'm really not much of an artist."
"World Cup And Oscar Looks like even Oscar Pistorius had a better defense than Brazil in the semi-finals"
"whats the difference between girl M&M's and boy M&M's? Boy M&M's have nuts."
"Democrats are the sexiest party... Because no one wants some elephant"