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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill a redneck? Wait until he fucks his sister and then cut the brakes on his house."

"*Me ordering food, wearing a new white shirt* I'll have whatever is the most splattery and red"

"Did you hear about the guy who was caught having sex at Sea World? Apparently he did it on porpoise."

"I just realized why my wife never posts on Reddit. She always has to have the last word."

"I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed... But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now."

"What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don't have a Lamborghini right now"

"[Personal ad] Seeking hostile female rage rhino to suffocate me with her thighs. Smoker's cough a plus. Oxygen tank required. No crazies."

"Hiphop cereal idea: Ludacrisp"

"I wanted to kill myself by drinking 100 beers, but when I finished my second one, I felt much better."

"Did you hear? Chuck Norris moved to Endor He became an Ewok'er Texas ranger."