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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a seagull by the bay? A bagel."

"Did you know - what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake ? Your MOUTH !!"

"I'm not sure about you guys, but I'm pretty sure if she can sell seashells by the sea shore, she also has pretty big boobs."

"They're having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work. I'm dreading it."

"I heard that sadomasochistic vegans like to get beet and artichoked. Some even like getting pead on. Don't turnip your nose at this."

"If you still talk about it, you still care about it."

"What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone? Miso sorry..."

"Monster: Doctor doctor I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist."

"I cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory All i did was take a day off."

"Who does a dead pharaoh talk to? His mummy."