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Joke of the Day

"Two terrorists are sittign around a campfire..... when all of a sudden a donkey comes along.. The first terrorist jumps up and shouts "" Look at that ass!"""

"it's hard to retire if you are in the tire business it seems like you have more work to do."

"What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel? One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different"

"You know what they say about Hitler? He was this tall and he lived over there."

"A joke my nephew told me How do ghost listen to music? With a bootooth"

"Hear the one about the deaf man who went fishing? Neither did he."

"I went into panera the other day The clerk said, ""do you want a side of chips or a French baguette?"" I replied, ""never baguette."""

"I always carry a mushroom with me, just in case my enemy shows up & I need something to make me bigger."

"I read a book called 'The Anti-Climax' The first part of it was great, but...."

"They say snapple is made from the best stuff on earth... But that's bullshit; I looked at the ingredients, I didn't see pussy or beer anywhere."