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Joke of the Day
"Zoos shouldn't have realistic sculptures of animals. I'm not that smart, people."
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"Did you hear that Zsa Zsa Gabor was suing the doctor who amputated her leg? ...The Judge threw out the case because she didn't have a leg to stand on."
"All in favor of imitating Spanish women say ""Aye-yi-yi."""
"When a dog is in heat, it means it wants sex. That is my defense!"
"Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Daisies are grey, Because I'm a dog."
"What fruit worries teenagers the most? A promegranate."
"John Cena wakes up in the hospital He has no idea what is going on. A nurse walks into his room and he asks, ""Where am I?"" She responded, ""ICU."" He said,""No you don't."""
"A farmer invested $10 million of his own money for a research on 'effects of Marijuana on cattle'. The steaks were high."
"Why was the nose running? Cuz it's a running nose"
"I threw out a sheep, a drum and a snake from an airplane Ba-dum-tss"