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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand the concept of foreskin It goes right over my head"

"Hm, want to use firecrackers but not wake the neighbors. I know, I'll light the firecrackers inside a container! Like this megaphone here!"

"What does a baby computer call his father? Data."

"In an effort to be sexier for my wife, I figured I'd pluck 60% of my chest hair... 3 of the 5."

"There was a black out last night. Don't worry, we got him."

"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it."

"Why does Stephen Hawking have a boring sex life? You can't 69 in binary."

"I probably couldn't even keep a picture of a plant alive."

"I have a photographer's memory Or is it photographic? I always forget."

"Lap band surgery Waist knot, want not."