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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't jelly my dick into your girls ass."

"I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing he'll do today is buy bedroom curtains."

"Lawyers out there, if I see any of my Tweets being used on Comedy Central can I sue..... Oh you don't think that will ever be an issue, okay"

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"What do you call a group of paralyzed hippies? Organic Vegetables."

"I saw Jesus going to the bathroom today. Holy shit."

"[hails Satan] [Satan pulls up in his cab]"

"What is the cuddliest particle known to science? The HUGS boson!"

"(-i)^2=-1. Moral: If you fiddle with imaginary problems too much, shit's gonna get real."

"Camels don't mind carrying Arabs around... They just think they smell like Shi'ite."