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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dislexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."

"At the IRS audit IRS: According to your tax return you claim got money for nothin' & checks for free. Taxpayer: Am I in trouble for that? IRS: We'd say you're in dire straits."

"The Samsung Galaxy S6... The Samsung Galaxy S6 has a worse memory loss than your grandmother's Alzheimer [First joke, go easy, pretty please?]"

"My new bucket really does its job well. My old one pails in comparison."

"If a dove represents peace which bird represents true love? The swallow."

"Short, but good nonetheless Every ""yo mamma"" joke has been done thousands of different times, by thousands of different people. Just like yo mamma."

"Italy changes law to make all markets give unsold food to super needy keep it going"

"29 months? Yeah, no, I meant how old is your kid in HOURS."

"My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat..."

"I've recently invented a new gaseous compound I like to call 'Fuh'. I like to spray myself with it before I go out. It often causes people to Fuh-cough."