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Joke of the Day

"If a dove represents peace which bird represents true love? The swallow."

"""Hmm, how can I look at her boobs but not look at her boobs?"" - Guy who invented sunglasses."

"Someone called me stupid and then blocked me before I even had a chance to agree with them."

"What is similar about a twitch mod and an a reddit mod? <message deleted>"

"If we were compressed down to a single dimension ... what would be the point of it all?"

"What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers? The Elf and Saftey Executive."

"I don't always roll a joint, But when I do it's my ankle"

"What's the difference between a clit and the mini bar in a hotel? Most men can find the mini bar in less than 3 minutes."

"it's easy as pie! 'what does that even mean?' *pie stumbles in drunk* pie: i just had sex with the homeless guy under the bridge 'oh'"

"Leather armor is the best for sneaking because it's literally made of hide."