109636

Joke of the Day

"Why can't penguins fly? They're too short to reach the controls of the plane."

"What do you call two gay Irish men? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick"

"I'm sorry, all I hear is your perfume"

"The first woman on the Moon... ""Houston, we have a problem."" ""What?"" ""Never mind."" ""What's the problem?"" ""Nothing."" ""Please tell us?"" ""You know what the problem is."""

"I don't believe Trump when he says he doesn't smoke In the past 2 months I've seen him smoke 2 Cubans."

"(meeting for naming cereal) ""List the ingredients; maybe we'll get inspired."" ""Honey, bunches of oats"" ""I think we're done here."""

"What can a duck do that a lawyer can't? Shove its bill up its ass."

"Child: ""Mama, I'm tired of running in circles..."" Mom: ""Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!"""

"Why did the chicken not cross the road? to not get to the other side."

"The three of us have never been so insulted. My little brother told me ""YOUR mom is also MY mom!"""