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Joke of the Day
"My new bucket really does its job well. My old one pails in comparison."
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"Last night I hooked up with Edward Snowden's sister. believe me, she's the REAL whistle blower."
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"Someone asked me what it's like now that I'm circumcized I told them I get a little less head."