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Joke of the Day

"The Samsung Galaxy S6... The Samsung Galaxy S6 has a worse memory loss than your grandmother's Alzheimer [First joke, go easy, pretty please?]"

"I have a magic dog... It's a labracadabrador."

"How do you stop a woman giving you a blow job? Marry her."

"There are three kinds of people... The ones who say the glass is half full, The ones who say the glass is half empty, And the one who thinks you should have gotten a smaller glass."

"I know that there are people who don't love their fellow man I hate those people."

"Your neck tattoo says ""Only God can judge me,"" yet here I am."

"I put my phone on airplane mode and now I can't bloody find it"

"Why do Pakistanis love football (soccer) so much? ... Because whenever they get a corner they open a 7/11. PS: I'm Pakistani and I found this joke to be hilarious."

"If a camera adds on 10 pounds..... If a camera adds on 10 pounds, do African children even exist?"

"I was walking down the street earlier and saw two kids fighting As an adult I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."