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Joke of the Day
"I'm sexually attracted to metal boxes with locking systems. But don't worry. It's safe sex."
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"What do you call a married knot? Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose."
"So i was sitting on the bus... ... next to this really hot Thai girl and i thought to myself, ""Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."" ...But she did."
"What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim? Hello friend!"
"What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans? ""That's grounds for divorce!"""
"What's the worst animal to play cards with? A cheetah. Because it'll rip your fucking face off."
"what do you call an unqualified baffoon with an incoherent agenda? 2016 republican nominee Donald Trump"
"1 in 2 in 3 in 4 in 5 doctors are babushka dolls."
"Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?"
"A scientist claims to have 100,000 pieces of evidence that Bigfoot exists. How about one, a f#cking Bigfoot??"