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Joke of the Day

"What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans? ""That's grounds for divorce!"""

"Ya know? You're like a blister... you only turn up once all the hard work is done."

"What a group of musical chemists called? Butane Clan"

"Did you hear about the mathematician ghost? ""No"" Well, Its the spirit that counts."

"How do philosophers shave off their beards? Occam's razor"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him."

"I wish young people would stop idealising future dystopias and start enjoying the one they're in."

"LITTLE MERMAID 2016: SEA WITCH URSULA: Your voice is mine mwaahahaha!!! ARIEL: *flicks eyes up; keeps texting*"

"What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing? Nothing."

"When our kids were teenagers we moved; hoping it would help with family strife. It didn't work, unfortunately. They found us."