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Joke of the Day

"So i was sitting on the bus... ... next to this really hot Thai girl and i thought to myself, ""Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."" ...But she did."

"What is a Jewish dilemma Free ham"

"Just told my toddler to eat 5 bites of her dinner, to which she replied I was horrible. So I counted the number 3 twice. Biotch."

"Went to see my doctor and he told i was going to have to stop masturbating I asked why and he said ""Because im trying to examine you!"""

"What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep? I herd that."

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The barman says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"My first time having sex was a lot like my first time in church.. Actually, come to think of it, it was my first time in church."

"Crimea River What did say to bama."

"What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"Nuts Two peanuts walk into a bar, one of em was a salted!"