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Joke of the Day

"Why is 77 better then 69? Because you get eight more!"

"What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad? I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake."

"What does Betty White's vagina taste like? Depends."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but no atmosphere."

"I always thought that Last of Us needed more animals Nevertheless that giraffe scene with Ellie, fantastic."

"The cops were called... to the local childcare because a kid was resisting a rest. 30 minutes later the cops were called back because of an apparent kid-napping."

"Baby seal walks into a club..."

"What is best potato? Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories."

"What do you call an alcoholic eating grapes? Impatient."

"[Having a problem with my iPhone] Me: *texting myself* Test Me: *replies* I have a girlfriend"