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Joke of the Day

"1 in 2 in 3 in 4 in 5 doctors are babushka dolls."

"Poor humpty dumpty... If only he had a hot bath before the accident he still would have been here today."

"What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback."

"Why do Jews hate sex? Because porkin isn't kosher."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. 7 also got herpes from 14 and stabbed 23 through 30 in a gang fight."

"Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to ""iron"" then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To complete the joke."

"What was the name of Paul Revere's favorite porno mag? The British are Coming"

"What's hardest part about eating bald pussy? Putting the diaper back on."

"BLIND KIDS: Lady Gaga looks like what a chicken sounds like."