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Joke of the Day
"""Well, there's no point in starting that now."" - Friday, 3pm"
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"Flung my bra across the room and it sailed right into the drawer, if any of you are looking to start a basketball team that uses bras."
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Oggggh (Gagging noise)"
"Did you hear about the new housing being built where dwarves can live at no charge? It's called the ""Stayfree Mini Pad"""
"What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."
"When I was going into surgery my dad said ""Good luck w/ your surgery"" and I said ""you too"" so now my dad has to get surgery too, he's pissed"
"If storks bring white babies, and crows bring black babies, what birds bring no babies? Swallows."
"Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel."
"My wife made a good point yesterday."