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Joke of the Day
"My wife made a good point yesterday."
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"I overclocked my computer processor this morning... The time advanced by one hour."
"What's black, white, and red all over? White emo kids."
"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass? Mechanic."
"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom? Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call."
"Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle? He was a lion."
"To the Critics whom reviewed The Interview poorly because they are afraid of arrival the North Korean overlords take over of U.S.A because of film, I have one word for you: Traitors"
"HI? ""The test results came back positive. You have only able to speak in state abbreviations disease"" ME? ""yes"" OH ""sorry it's permanent"" OK"
"Killer whales are inappropriately named. The proper term is killer Welsh."
"""Nazis!"" - the History Channel"