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Joke of the Day

"My wife made a good point yesterday."

"I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you."

"Heard this one in a film you all might have seen A man is talking to his son and says, ""You know, son, if you don't stop masturbating, you're going to go blind."" The son says, ""Dad, I'm over here."""

"Did you know Princess Di had dandruff? Yeah, they found her head and shoulders in the dashboard."

"new instagram notification - Girl Who Actually Secretly Hates You Commented 'omg literally why are u so perfect'' On Your Photo!"

"The sperm is swimming towards the egg... The breakfast is ruined!"

"Young boy at christmas : haha I got more presents then you !! Sister replied : Haha ! At least I dont have AIDS XD"

"What's one thing that a canoe will do that a Jew won't? tip!"

"My first job was a dishwasher at the National Radar Company Turns out the dishes were a lot larger than I first thought"

"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Of course you did. I saw him the other day at the mall making balloon animals. He says hi."