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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."
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"Some asshole has got my pen is what the nurse said when she noticed she had a rectal thermometer in her pocket. edit: punctuation."
"Do lady dolphins ever get tattoos of 19-yr-old community college students?"
"How does software eat it's food? By taking large bytes!"
"When someone tells you to ""get a Life,"" just take theirs. They'll be happy you took their advice, and you'll be happy they're dead."
"What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !"
"Oh no! The universe just imploded itself...... ...... No matter."
"What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with the light on."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't change it. They just beat the room for being black."
"A black kid asks his father"