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Joke of the Day
"Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars? They're afraid of the shots."
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"Pam: You blew me off for Katya, the big-titted cyborg! Little Miss...uhh... Archer: R2-""Double-D""-2?"
"There is nothing worse than a broke ass high maintenance woman."
"A guitarist was sent to jail for fingering a minor"
"Okay kids don't ever talk to strangers or take candy from strangers or go to stranger's houses except on the day we worship the devil."
"Why do melons insist on having big weddings? Because they just cantaloupe."
"My fiance, feeling a bit under the weather, just blurted out this knee-slapper at 3AM... Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy? Because of the Nye Quill."
"They are starting to print new Euro notes... ...on grease proof paper."
"what do you call people waiting in line for the new iPhone iQ(ueue) made this up just now"
"I just learned Avicii is a singer and not Roman numerals for 1952."