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Joke of the Day
"Why do melons insist on having big weddings? Because they just cantaloupe."
Next Joke
"What did the gay man say at the bar? ""Hey, can I push in your stool?"""
"Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot."
"I do not delete bad tweets that get no stars... I let them sit there and think about what they've done..."
"What do you do if you see a fireman? You put it out, man!"
"Why does Elmer Fudd only let Bug's Bunny eat snickers bars? Because silly wabbit, twix are for kids!"
"What person shows you around a mental hospital? Tour-ettes :)"
"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make a seizure salad"
"Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends."
"""You knew what you were getting into, Charlene"" ""Jim your addiction to long walks on the beach is destroying our marriage"" ""YOU READ MY BIO"""