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Joke of the Day

"A guitarist was sent to jail for fingering a minor"

"When people do a bunny impression they go straight for the cute little front paws. Not me. I fearfully sprint into traffic."

"My kid's latest report card looks like someone with a stutter is trying to swear."

"The bison was declared as USA's national mammal Hearing these news, the Republicans breathed a sigh of relief - at least it's not gayson"

"If Apple made cars... ...would they have Windows installed?"

"I dont think being Gay is a choice Becuase if it was who would want to be Gay?"

"Why was epsilon afraid of zeta? Because zeta eta theta."

"Bill Cosby was charged with sexual assault I guess the proof was in the pudding"

"What does a guy who's never had sex and feminists have in common they both get annoyed when you start talking about all the girls you've sleep with"

"my wife can find a stain on my shirt from across the room but can't see the mailbox when she's backing up?"