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Joke of the Day

"My fiance, feeling a bit under the weather, just blurted out this knee-slapper at 3AM... Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy? Because of the Nye Quill."

"Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can't be happy because others have it better."

"I find it inconsiderate that policemen always ask if I had been drinking but they never bother to ask if I had anything to eat at all"

"What did the suicide bomber say when he saw a naked girl for the first time? Nothing. He just exploded."

"What do you call 7 Irish guys singing ""White Christmas?"" Racist."

"What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters? Jesus may actually return some day."

"I think my glasses make me look ugly... and so do my contacts"

"*stranded on island* *puts message in bottle and throws it into sea* *years later gets message back* what's updog? *fist pump*"

"What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down? Igloos it back together."

"pls explain this joke: ""For a good time, call (415) 642-9483"""