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Joke of the Day
"what do you call people waiting in line for the new iPhone iQ(ueue) made this up just now"
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"Where do chicken strips find love? Chicken tinder ~Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem"
"How do you know the passengers of the missing plane are alive? A new season of lost is out now!"
"4yo: let me smell your eyelashes! Me:...ok 4yo:smells like spiders. What if they eat your face? Me: this is how nightmares are born."
"We're all born with scars. from the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, we all share that same mark... Bellybuttons."
"If they added a penis mod to Minecraft... Wouldn't it be called a cock-block?"
"Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub."
"What bounces and makes kids cry? The cheque I just sent to Save the Children."
"Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover? When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum."
"When the ex saw 2 wine glasses in my sink, I hope he thought, ""she shared a bottle w/ a hot guy"" not ""drinking alone 2 nights in a row"""