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Joke of the Day

"My genes put the XY in sexy"

"A german asks his friend for the time So a german asks his friend ""Do you know what time it is?"" ""Nein"" ""really? I could've sworn it was 8"""

"Did I ever tell you about the time I went to the doctor to get my blood type when I was super depressed? He said B Positive"

"It's a shame Laremy Tunsil fell in the draft... But he was still the highest pick!"

"You think it's difficult to plug one nostril and blow out the other? It's snot rocket science."

"Which actor is resting in pieces? Alan RIPman"

"how can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit your wife's clothes. Yes, I know this isn't OC. Nothing on reddit is."

"What do you call a lying rooster? A cock you wouldn't believe!"

"Yeah, bro. I train and I lift... ...It's easier to get to work that way than to bike and to stairs."

"I sleep less, I'm tired. I sleep more, I'm tired. Life is impossible."