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Joke of the Day

"Yeah, bro. I train and I lift... ...It's easier to get to work that way than to bike and to stairs."

"I'm going to wait until lots of ppl get tattoos of my characters, then suddenly make my comic really racist and horrible"

"Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze it's like a little party on your face."

"Harry Potter knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? You know You know who? Avada Kedavra!!!!!"

"what kind of file makes a 1 inch hole into a 3 inch hole? a pedophile"

"I can't wait to listen to the new Kelly Rowland album... I believe it's called ""Milk, Milk"""

"The Economic Breakfast by Roland Marge"

"Chevrolet has seen a huge drop in sales in Canada They just hate the 2016 Cruze"

"I hope my liberal use of made-up words doesn't make you...discomfortable"

"What weapons did the Romans use to fight the Carthaginians As-salt rifles"