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Joke of the Day
"I sleep less, I'm tired. I sleep more, I'm tired. Life is impossible."
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"It's funny how red, white, and blue represent freedom Until they're flashing behind you"
"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse!"
"Q: Why are farmers cruel? A: They pull corn by the ears."
"What do you call a group of famous people? Constellation."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotapus"
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because someone threw a fridge at her...."
"Some people think vomiting is hard... but I got threw it with flying colors."
"Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said ""What ya doin'?"" She said ""Buying luggage."""
"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom? Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call."