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Joke of the Day

"how can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit your wife's clothes. Yes, I know this isn't OC. Nothing on reddit is."

"What do you call a gay chemist? Homogeneous."

"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? because it didnt want to swim in the hot chocolate"

"Have you heard Justin Bieber's song about blood types? It goes: ""A, B, AB, AB, OOOOOOO"""

"If there isn't a fireworks company whose slogan is ""our business is booming,"" that seems like a real missed opportunity."

"A cyclist told me to share the road, so I threw a piece of asphalt at him."

"A Joke without a joke is a big joke"

"A young child says to his mother... ""Mom, when I'm a grown-up I want to be a musician."" She replies, ""Well honey, you know you can't be both."""

"Apparently people keep mistaking me for their Mirrors because they keep saying I'm ugly or fat"

"What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene"