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Joke of the Day
"It's a shame Laremy Tunsil fell in the draft... But he was still the highest pick!"
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"Old zombies never die... they just rot away."
"What is the difference between an old bus depot and a lobster with boobs? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."
"I read an article today about a cat who saved his owner's life. I'm still trying to teach mine not to vomit hairballs on my bed."
"Have you seen the movie - Constipated? No? Why? Cause it hasn't come out yet!"
"The letter R is just the letter P showing off some leg."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!"
"History channel."
"I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are white such as Joey, Phoebe and Rachel. And I can't forget Chandler."