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Joke of the Day

"10 ways to avoid clickbait! Well, that wasn't one of them.."

"My Dyslexic Ex Was So Stupid... She thought she couldn't get pregnant after she got a DUI."

"Shoutout to Beethoven!"

"The homework is due on Monday. ""Can I get an extension?"" The homework is due on Monday.png"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator"

"How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner."

"Why does the murder no longer use axe? Because he realized it can't wash away his sins"

"When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever."

"How do hipsters measure weight? In Instagrams."

"Life is ironic. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without them."