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Joke of the Day
"Why does the murder no longer use axe? Because he realized it can't wash away his sins"
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"A server asked Rene Descartes if he would like another cup of coffee... He replied, ""I think not!"" And disappeared."
"A friend lectured me about going to see Star Wars alone, because ""that's weird."" As if chastising a grown man in a cloak is some normal shit"
"Why does Josh Brown beat his wife? Just for kicks"
"What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business? Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation"
"Why did the coed have sex with a Mexican? Her professor told her if she wanted to pass, she had to do an essay"
"""You have a date? With who?"" [Sees a fishing boat] ""Uh, her name is Net..."" [Sees someone with a booger] ""Flicks! Net Flicks! Wait. Dammit."""
"What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids? Peekaboo."
"""Please don't make a scene."" -Horrible movie director"
"Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories. "