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Joke of the Day

"Kids today will never know the joy of being selected to go outside to dust the erasers."

"""No comment"" said no woman, ever"

"wow did you see that premature ejactulation man he came out of nowhere...."

"I dropped my toothpaste! ...Tom exclaimed, crestfallen."

"What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde? They had a wedding reception."

"What do you call a fat person with a flat butt? A hipobottomless"

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? Because he was too far out, man"

"I wear a ski mask to bed so if there's a home invasion the intruder will think I'm part of the team."

"I saw a kidnapping this afternoon.. so i woke i'm up. Hahaha"

"What is the thinnest book in the world? ""What Men Know About Women"""