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Joke of the Day

"Life is ironic. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without them."

"In my past life I was a turtle... It is all slowly coming back to me."

"*clicks on article abt miley cyruses tongue bein so white* this is the shit. the good shit which i crave in a infinite universe of mystery"

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it. (heard this somewhere)"

"Dr: it looks like you've contracted sumatta Me: what is that? Dr: what is what? Me: sumatta Dr [grits teeth]: say it together"

"So I was doing research on WWII. The Americans were winning the war with flying colors. And by that of course, I mean the Tuskegee Airmen."

"Anti-vaxxers make me SICK! Or they would, if my parents were imbeciles"

"Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope. "

"I didnt just read it I Reddit"

"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"