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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator"

"Your mama is so ugly She fell into a gorilla exhibit and got shot."

"I got a paper cut writing my suicide note It's a start"

"A man enters his house with a duck under his arm and says ""See, this is the pig I've been screwing"". ""What do you mean? That's not a pig."" his wife replies. ""I wasn't talking to you""."

"Quick! How many chameleons are in the room with you right now? You can never answer this question with 100% certainty."

"Vegan ribs are actually delicious! The hardest part is hunting down the vegan."

"I once solved a Rubik's Cube by not buying it."

"When someone tries to hand me a baby, I say, ""No, thanks. I'm vegetarian."""

"I just found out I'm going to be a father!!! My wife will be pretty mad when she finds out."

"What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around? He got *nailed*."