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Joke of the Day
"My Dyslexic Ex Was So Stupid... She thought she couldn't get pregnant after she got a DUI."
Next Joke
"On the topic of jokes we made up when we were younger, here's mine: ""How much does Canada cost?"" Nothing. It's a free country."
"What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do"
"I'm thankful my wife harvested over $100,000 in potatoes on Farmville while I ate a grilled cheese for dinner & am sleeping on dirty laundry"
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""hello"" from the other side. ::mic drop::::"
"Comcast opens an airline. The airplane only goes full speed to certain, partner airports and if the airplane flies further than expected, you're charged per mile."
"Why is Trump so keen to build a wall to keep out Mexican rapists? He's afraid of the competition."
"The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising."
"What's red and bad for your teeth? ...A brick"
"What did the tomato say to the ear of corn? Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate."