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Joke of the Day

"How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner."

"What is a gay orc's favorite gay bar to go to? MANFLESH."

"At least the joke I just told you is longer then your dick. ... ""What joke?"" ... ""Exactly""."

"Didja hear they're developing a new gameshow targeted specifically at an LGBT audience? Yeah - they're gonna call it ""Bruce or Dare"""

"How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave."

"So I was having sex with a crazy girl. I was fucking insane ..."

"NO. Absolutely not. I do not want to see your stupid cat video I've seen a billion cat vid-yeah ok let me see"

"""Did you remember to take the dog out?"" Ah crap, I forgot [Dog storms in] I sat at the restaurant for HOURS"

"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath."

"say what you want about sleepwalkers... At least they always follow their dreams."