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Joke of the Day

"Oddly enough, ever since downloading AdBlock onto my computer ..... all the local girls in my area seem to have lost interest."

"What lives on a farm and says moo? a bilingual chicken"

"Stephen Hawking believes he's solved a huge mystery about black holes ...and he'll keep believing as long as we all play along, ok? He's adorable."

"Apparently 1 out of 3 people cheat in a relationship I just don't know whether it's my wife, or girlfriend."

"I'm getting ready to go down to support the woman's march. Just waiting on my wife to pack me a sandwich."

"If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live In the hood"

"Have you ever seen Ted Cruz and the Zodiac Killer in the same room? Me neither."

"What instrument did Bill Clinton play? That whore Monica."

"Somebody broke into my house yesterday, and stole all my lamps. I was delighted."

"Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone? Because all his genes were hand me downs."