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Joke of the Day

"Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone? Because all his genes were hand me downs."

"Hilary Clinton will make the best president She will save us 25% in salary right from the start."

"What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor? One with everything"

"What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store? No shirt, no shoes, no Surface."

"Did you hear about the janitor who lost his job at the sperm bank? [dirty] He was caught drinking on the job..."

"America is in labor now Soon we will know if it's a boy or a girl."

"Just because it's Friday the 13th, people seem to think that horrible things are going to happen, like another shitty horror movie being released."

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Donald Trump? Bill fucked fewer people in the Oval Office."

"My 7-year-old daughter asked me twice today ""what poison would kill someone the fastest?"" and now I'm wondering if I've underestimated her."

"I wouldn't want to live forever. I don't even want to stay at a party past eleven."