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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever seen Ted Cruz and the Zodiac Killer in the same room? Me neither."

"What do you call the sweat between two rednecks making love? Relative humidity."

"Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? you get your palm read for free"

"What do you name a dog with no legs? ""Cigarette"" because you take him out for a drag."

"England 1 - 2 Iceland Credits to Iceland though, can't take that away."

"Mechanic: the front shocks are shot. Did you hit a pothole? Me: yes but I winced, patted the dash & said I was sorry so it can't be that."

"Do you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth? No, my boyfriends not gay."

"What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody Nose"

"What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line? I'm the wiener!"

"How can you tell if someone is a pilot? They'll just tell you."