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Joke of the Day
"What instrument did Bill Clinton play? That whore Monica."
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"Wait, so pooping on the entire rim of a toilet, closing the seat over it, and calling it a ""Devil's Oreo"" ISN'T a thing?"
"I don't usually talk to strangers but when I do its because I'm at the zoo and someone called a tortoise a turtle."
"""What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?"" They're hiring."
"I used to be extremely afraid of hurdles... but I got over it."
"Why did the lion always lose at poker? He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!"
"There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over."
"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose??? Full"
"Wanna hear a joke? Serving sizes"
"Is your pH 14? Cause you're a basic bitch"