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Joke of the Day
"Why was the little Martian sad? Curiosity killed his cat."
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"What looks like a dog sounds like a dog eats like a dog but isn't a dog? A pup."
"My relationship Looks like vasectomy made a vas deferens to my relationship..."
"Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is *un uf*"
"The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income."
"A girl Unfollowed Me !!! A girl unfollowed me wen i replied ""nice one"" to her tweet.I guess i should have said ""nice two"". ;)"
"""Behold, a 3 headed cat"" ""um, its just 3 cats taped together"" ""Behold, a 12 legg...*tape rips, one cat runs away*..errr 8 legged cat."""
"Why are dead baby jokes the best? Because they never get old."
"Some days, Mos Def only feels Mos Prob."
"Why did the tear testify in court? Because he was an eye wetness."