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Joke of the Day

"Why are dead baby jokes the best? Because they never get old."

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"*wears shoulder pads for the angel and devil on my shoulders *pimps their ride"
"1 3 5 7 I can't even."
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"Yesterday I got dared to have surgery that prevented me from moving my neck... There's no turning back now"