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Joke of the Day

"""Behold, a 3 headed cat"" ""um, its just 3 cats taped together"" ""Behold, a 12 legg...*tape rips, one cat runs away*..errr 8 legged cat."""

"[Lions watching a romantic comedy about humans] Why doesn't he simply mount her with no apparent warning?"

"What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched? It was an explosive success"

"I love when couples get sick together because that's what people deserve for being happy."

"Heya /r/jokes! do you want to know how to keep a loser in suspense? I might tell you tomorrow."

"r/atheism That's the joke."

"if one member of the motorcycle gang has to pee do they all stop or does he just have to catch back up?"

"New Reality Show: America's Next Top Proctologist. You only advance to the next round if you get two thumbs up."

"Did you see the new joke posted on reddit? It's almost 3 years old"

"What does a Nazi reach for when he has a head cold? Mein Camphor"