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Joke of the Day

"A girl Unfollowed Me !!! A girl unfollowed me wen i replied ""nice one"" to her tweet.I guess i should have said ""nice two"". ;)"

"I bet the best way to disguise your surveillance van is not to use van at all. Like, whoa, who's in that hot air balloon? Probably not cops."

"What does the pussy of an 80 year old woman taste like? Depends...."

"Q: What is the lightest thing in the world? A: A penis because just a thought can lift it"

"When my robot left me for Africa I had to ask why. ""Why are you moving there?"" ""Because! Botswana! Duh"""

"I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus."

"So I ordered the 50 cent at the bar last night... The bartender gave me 9 shots and took all my money"

"I believe that old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets covering their legs are actually retired mermaids."

"Why don't vampires like steak? Because it's bad for their heart."

"What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !"