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Joke of the Day
"Some days, Mos Def only feels Mos Prob."
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"My neighbors listen to awesome music. Whether they like it or not."
"They say love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit"
"What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers? Two large planes"
"What do you call a kitten's post-mortem? An Aww-topsy."
"Horrifically awaiting the day all the shampoo bottles in my shower decide to squeeze me back."
"Tower: Lufthansa 893 you're number one check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... We've checked they're all working."
"Two nuns went on a bike ride... ...and one says to the other, as they turn down a side street ""I've never come this way before!"" And the other replies ""yes! It's the cobblestones!"""
"I just want one spam email that's like, ""Congratulations! You have a perfect-sized penis."""
"Why did the blond take a ruler to bed? To see how long she slept."