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Joke of the Day
"Why did the tear testify in court? Because he was an eye wetness."
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"What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg? The Next Episode"
"Me: what make of dog is that? Her: breed Me [hands on knees]: I am, I'm just out of breath cos I ran over to ask what make of dog that is"
"JESUS: so I'm u GOD: yes JESUS: and ur me GOD: yes JESUS: I don't get it GOD: I do JESUS: how can one of us get it & not the other GOD: whoa"
"OC: after talking with my buddy, I thought of this. how do you know if some does crossfit? They''ll tell you."
"How do you make a dog smile? Suck its dick."
"Regular naps prevent aging... Especially if you take them while driving."
"When I broke my back the doctor said I had to start sitting down to pee... Because I'm not allowed to lift anything over 25 pounds."
"My plumber insists on personally using every toilet he just installed. His mission is to boldly go where no one has gone before. Sorry Gene. We still love you."
"What starts with ""E"" and has only one letter in it? Envelope!"